- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

What is 9 + 10? 21

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Why did he die? He was sick.

Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

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