- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

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Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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