What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was Friday night (or Halloween or St. Patty's Day) and the chicken was at a party. He got totally drunk, and then got the bright idea that it would be okay to drive home. On a rural two-lane highway, his vehicle careened into the oncoming traffic lane, and then the ditch, thus crossing the road. Fortunately, he walked away with only a few scratches. However, he was cited for wreckless driving, and got a DUI as well.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

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What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

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Jews

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i cant think of one.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

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Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

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im black

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p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

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bitches be crafty.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

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What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

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What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

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i love huge wieners.

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Hi.

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You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

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Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

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why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

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how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

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On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

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