Nicolas Cage's acting.

How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

Do you know what's not right? Left.

If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

Women's sports.

What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

ROSS G IS OBESE

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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