- Anti Joke

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

What's worse than cancer? Death.

a man walks into a prostitute.

What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

My name is never spelt right so its all good

Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

A muslim walks into a gay bar.

why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

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