WNBA

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take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

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Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

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how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

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A man walks into a hospital with a panicked expression, and rushes to his doctor's office. "Doctor, I am in tremendous pain when I breath!" "Hmm, seems to be a lung problem, take one of these antibiotics twice a day." "Thank you so much!" "Oh yah! Your family was brutally killed in a sixteen car pile up."

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What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

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you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

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what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son was captured by a sexual predator, and your daughter tried to run from them, and now she's under the wheels of the bus going round and round.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

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Scientology.

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What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

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good one jess !!

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What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

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Justin Bieber having an erection.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

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Please spell dyslexia.

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Anti Joke

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