If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

What does a joke and an anti-joke have in common? Nothing, since "anti-" refers to the opposite of the word that it is modifying.

What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

Q) Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest A) Real Joke : Because the parrots-eat-em-all

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"

guess what no i know what your thinking, its NOT chickenbutt. its that tomorrow i have a math test. that sucks.

Women's rights

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

what is worse then going to school farlingaye

what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

What's black and blue and red all over? The dead woman in the dumpster.

No, luke. I am your father. damnit

what is the entire jewish population minus about 13 million? The Holocaust.

A black teenager drives an Escalade His father is a prominent lawyer and his mother is a neuroscientist.

Yo momma is so fat that we are incredibly concerned for her health.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

What's worse then finding a repeated joke on antijokes? Finding a real joke.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

A grasshopper hops into a bar and orders a drink. "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" exclaims the bartender. "You have a Melanoplus Differentialis?" asks the grasshopper. "Yes."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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