what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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