what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

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Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

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What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

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A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

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What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

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Cold camel scrotum.

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What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

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Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

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jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

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I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

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What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

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How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

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Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

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What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

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How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

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Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

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why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

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