Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

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What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

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1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

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Listen Nero, lol "listen", anyway, you seem pretty quick to take the blame for my mistakes here, I mean sigh... ...I would never send anyone to harass anyone, but then again I should never allowed them to join in the first place, how bad is that eye doing by the way? I am deeply sorry, I never meant for anything like this to happen. I am eating as I write, I mean I am still scared, I would not blame you if you still keep burning anger towards me.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

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What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

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um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

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Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

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So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

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A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

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minecraft

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

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Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

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There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

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raping black women

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How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

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you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

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The women if the wnba are good at basketball

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Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

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Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

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