What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

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Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

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Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

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How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

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Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

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What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

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Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

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A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

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A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

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Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

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What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

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What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

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pickle juice?

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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A walrus walks into a bar

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

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An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

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HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

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I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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