- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

Stranger: Greetings. House-owner: No, you were supposed to say, "Knock, Knock". Stranger: Fine. Knock, knock... House-owner: Nobody's home. Stranger: These quirks are really getting on my nerve. Silly antics only serve to frustrate me. Oh, the irony!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

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