Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

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Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

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whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

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Knock knock Who's there? Not you

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

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motley crew

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

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if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

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what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

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What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

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A new restaurant KKKcake

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You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

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What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

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Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

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How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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Q: Why did the Klansman go up to acclaimed rapper and television star, Flavor Flav, and say "Do you know what time it is, boy?" A: Because his trademark "bling" seems to be an actual functioning time piece. Q2: Why did that same Klansmen brutally murder Flavor Flav after he learned it was 5:46 in the pm? A2: Becasue Flavor Flav is black and that's kinda what you're expected to do in the Klan...

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You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

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Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

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Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

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