- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

My mom caught me masturbating.

What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

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Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

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