A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead. John rolls his eyes at sam very dissapointedly then proceeds to go home. The next day Sam phones John excitedly telling him he traded his Green day tickets for Oasis tickets, a smile appears on Johns and Sams faces, not that they can see each other, they both then put the phone down. An African died. Green Day are a bad band.

What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

My mom caught me masturbating.

What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

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Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

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