- Anti Joke

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

Civil Rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

The Bible

Woman's rights

Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!