Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

Women

lick my ballsack.... ok

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

A traveler gets a flat tire on an old farm road. He goes to the door of the neasrest farm and knocks. The farmer and his beautiful 21 year old daughter answer the door. Traveler: "I'm sorry, but I have a flat. Is there any place I can stay until I get it repaired?" Farmer: "Why yes. Our church sponsors a homeless shelter and rehab center down the road.I can give you a ride there if you like?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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