What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

who eats pencils asians

what is the awesomest of them all? me

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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