SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

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What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

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Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

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Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

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Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

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Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Knock Knock Come in

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Women.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

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"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

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42.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

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One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

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Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

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if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

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Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

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What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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