- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

You just won the game...

Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

Women's rights.

What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

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What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

The bird is not the word.... Its two

School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

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