Sorry boss

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I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

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When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

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What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

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How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

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Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

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What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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Black Veil Brides.

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whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

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Penis

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Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

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Waseem is not a funny guy!

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When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

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horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

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Potato.

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A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

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Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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