- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

Penis-Pump

How did th-A fridge.

Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

Hearpin my durp

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

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