Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

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Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

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so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

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what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

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roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

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what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

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SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

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How much did the Holla Cost?

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

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How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

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Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

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Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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