What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Civil Rights.

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

The penn state football administration

Woman's rights

Six million.

Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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