a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

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I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

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What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

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What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

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Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

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Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

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What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

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zebras

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Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

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We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

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A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

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A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

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A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

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how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

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What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

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Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

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A black man walks into a book store.

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What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

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