Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

No. Yes.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

asian drivers.

how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

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