What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

a black guy walks into a fast food place.

womens rights to vote

What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

Hey, we're both lawyers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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