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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

Civil Rights.

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

Canada

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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