- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

God bless America, and no where else.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

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Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

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