- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

how do you get a taco? Buy one!

Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

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Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

Your mom is so old so will die soon.

A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

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