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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

The game!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

Alex Eggbert

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

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