Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

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What happened when the black guy looked up his family tree? He discovered long-forgotten relatives who had lived during difficult times for African-Americans in the United States and faced disenfranchisement, extrajudicial killings, and chattel slavery. His sense of racial consciousness and solidarity was thereby reinforced.

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What looks like a dick? A penis

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A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

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A black man walks into a book store.

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A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

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What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

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whats water and frozen? an ice cube

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

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Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

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Person One: Three bears are eating tacos, seventeen bears are making margaritas, how many bears are going to the supermarket to get overly prices expired two percent milk? Person Two: ...Who gives a shit!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!!? Person One: No! That is incorrect!..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................its 16

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Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

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My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

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poop

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Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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