what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

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What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven has a hook for one of his hands carries a chain saw in the other an gets into six's dreams...thats just scary

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What's a small person? A midget

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How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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Penis.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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Black Veil Brides.

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24!

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

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why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

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Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

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Waseem is not a funny guy!

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What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

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I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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