A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

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What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

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Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

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viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

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why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

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Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

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heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

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Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

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9/11

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What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

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Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

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Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

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Get your coat, I've got a knife.

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Anti Joke

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