- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

What is Earth made out of? Earth

If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

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