what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

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Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

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"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

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Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

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Can you see this brett? Connor

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a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

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Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

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What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

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the jokes are repetitive on this site

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Potato

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

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why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

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Nothing yet CC

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What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

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Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

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What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

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what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

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Anti Joke

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