Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

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What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

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Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

can i have a cookie no diabeto!

Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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