How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

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What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

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Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

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don't look behind you

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

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What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

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knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

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Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

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a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

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Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

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what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

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What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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