What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

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What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

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Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

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Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says .... Hey, you shouldn't be in here; you're a big and powerful animal and any sudden movement could be dangerous for anyone around you. You have sharp hooves and we don't carry anything ergonomically designed for you to actually drink out of ... so, it's probably best that you just go ahead and get out of here. The irishman at the bar says to the bartender: Why are you talking to a horse as if it can understand you? They do not understand the spoken word and do not have the vocal chords to reply.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

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Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

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No it isn't.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

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Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

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What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

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im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

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What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

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A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

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Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

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What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

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Gabe Mercado

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How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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