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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

Dear Board of education, so are we.

Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

why is liam baldy because his dad is too

what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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