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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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George Bush.

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

Women.

You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

Pickles

Obama

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

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