Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

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The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

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knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. *Door Locks*

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what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

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There's no "i" in tim.

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

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How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

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What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

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What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Women's rights

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Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

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why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

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How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

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A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

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What is big and white, not the moon CC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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