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I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

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How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

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Guess what? No.

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What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

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Women.

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What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

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Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

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Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

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I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

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hey.

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3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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Women's rights...

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That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

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How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

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roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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