What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

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What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

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Can you see this brett? Connor

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

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Potato

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

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Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

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What's 9+10=? 19

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knock knock whose there? it's me, Connie oh hi Connie, wont you come in? oh i was just wandering if i could borrow your scotch tape ofcourse! one moment please. no problem. say, hows phil been? oh he's great, he just got a new job! here's your scotch tape! thank you so much! ....................... what a perfect scene. It is very unfortunate, though, for as Connie walked away from the family whom she borrowed the tape from, a car came by and with a single strike, killed her. this proves that nothing is perfect.

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Vagina-Boob

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How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

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Contrary to popular statement, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade," you technically can't do this because of the need for water and sugar to make lemonade. Secondly, life can't technically hand you lemons because life isn't a physical thing that can hand you lemons. So really, you don't even have to worry about the second two ingredients.

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Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

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What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

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What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

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im a selling a car

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roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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