- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

Yes, finally caught that mouse!

Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

What abou three times

want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

knock knock go away ok

What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

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