- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

Why did the bunny eat his food

Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

math test 2=2

what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? Awkward

#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

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