- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

What's brown and sticky? Poo

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

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