- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

I like school Said no one ever.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

Sixty... eight

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

get in the car.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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