What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

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What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

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what is yellow with red all over tweety in a blender

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What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

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Q: What did the mute kid say to his mother ?

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Your in Thailand on a Elephant ride... at the end you jump off but uncle jack is still on the elephant and the elephant wont let him off.... Do you help your uncle, Jack off the elephant?

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Q: Do these jeans make me look fat? A: No your fat makes you look fat.

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What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

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How do you get a black man out of his house? you ring the doorbell.

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why do fat people eat so much? who cares

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Q:What did the turtle say to the jaguar? A: Well, a turtle and a jaguar live in totally different habitats, turtles live in water while jaguars live in grasslands, so it would be unlikely for them to cross paths and communicate. Turtles and jaguars are unable to speak and, if a jaguar were to talk to a turtle, the turtle would be unable to make out words because turtles can only pick up vibrations. And, they would have nothing to talk about.

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When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

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How many dead hookers can you fit in a trunk? Five

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how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

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three people come to a serial killers house. one was annoying one was immature and one was stupid he would put them all in the same boat. then he towed it into shark infested waters, sunk it and watched them speak their mind. the annoying one said "nah nah nuh boo boo you cant eat me!" the immature one said "im gonna ride one!" and the stupid one said "could you please tell your sharks to stop eating my leg? i need it to swim away from these sharks that are eating my leg." moral of the story: dont go to serial killers homes. they will most likely kill you.

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What is the difference between a snail and whale? A loaf of bread

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what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

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Sorry, I need to take care of business up here, it is for the best that we do not communicate for a while, suspicions are going to be flaring up all over the place You better keep your head low, the place with the code-name "The Kings Throne" was under attack, but as you might know, its not what it used to be, you should all leave Point Zero in 3-4 hours when the dust has settled. Personally I suspect it is someone from the past, yes rivals, but according to the information nobody that knows who "The Nero" is, so as you can already tell, you and I are in equal danger until this is resolved. I promise to call you someday

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Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

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What did the blade of grass say to the other blade of grass? Nothing, as grass does not have the capability of speaking and does not have a brain, all it has is a complex life system where it feeds off water. If it were to say anything though, it would say, "Hey! We're both blades of grass!"

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What do you call a deer with one eye? Injured.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the KFC man was chasing him.

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Three black men walk into a bar. One of the men, having recently reached sobriety, opts not to commence in the consumption of alcohol. The other two, impressed by his level of restraint, decide to leave the bar and take the initiative to turn their lives around for the better.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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