- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

What's your blood type? Red.

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

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