- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

ring around the rosie ... your dead

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