What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Women's rights.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

thomas!!!!

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

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